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accidentalchinesehipsters:

Ha, ha!

Rachel Ng saw this “old hipster dude sitting around with his belly plopped out like no big deal” on the train to Hung Hom. I tend to agree, he is shameless, even disdainful, but when you are a mystical, masterful, mountain sage you can do that. He lives by a personal code that we can know nothing about, excepting that it involves very good posture.

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I often wonder about that when I look at the world weary eyes of a young compatriot scholar-of-cool on the L train to Brooklyn. What secret knowledge are you trying to project? Do you know it makes everyone feel weird that we can see your bare midriff under your suspenders, and not necessarily in like an envious or sexy way?

seksi can i?

catasters:

This is the Meepsy! Oops!

yes.

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catasters:

Close-up

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f0o0od:

Churro cupcakes

literallyunbelievable:

I hope God has mercy

derp